The Birmingham News Used the Word Vagina in the Newspaper?
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The Big Picture
by Glynn Wilson
Rick Santorum needs to get his religious conservative butt down to Alabama right now and save us all from this run amok “liberal media.”
That great bastion of liberal journalism, The Birmingham News, actually used the word “vagina” in a news story today — no less than twice! God save us all.
A bill facing debate in the Alabama Senate could require a woman seeking an abortion to undergo an ultrasound in which a doctor or technician inserted an ultrasound transducer, or wand, into her vagina.
Senate Bill 12 by Sen. Clay Scofield, R-Guntersville, would require a doctor or registered technician to perform an obstetric ultrasound on a woman before she could give her consent to having an abortion. A transducer either would have to be moved over the woman’s abdomen or a inserted into her vagina, “whichever would display the embryo or fetus more clearly,” the bill states.
State Senator Linda Coleman, just another liberal Democrat who should probably be in jail anyway just because she is a Democrat, told the liberal newspaper: “It’s an invasive procedure. To me, it is another form of rape, without a woman’s consent.”
Baloney. There is no such thing as rape, unless it is done by a black man against a white women. Then the only correct course of action is to hang the nigger.
The bill could be debated in the Senate next week, so get your act together my fellow brethren tea party folks. You will want to see in person the great conservative government at work you have created in the great Alabamaland. What a heroic act of getting the government out of our private lives, our bedrooms and putting a wand into a woman’s private parts who would dare to have an abortion.
You can pat yourselves on the back now.
For a little perspective, you will want to know that the Republican pussies in Virginia recently dropped the pursuit of a similar bill after protests from women and ridicule on those liberal TeeVee shows “Saturday Night Live” and “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.”
That Southern state’s Republican governor, Bob McDonnell, backed down in the fight for the anti-abortion law, saying, “Mandating an invasive procedure in order to give informed consent is not a proper role for the state.”
What is he talking about? The state derives its power from God and everybody who has ever quoted the Bible on the radio but never read it knows that God wants the state to prevent contraception, especially for uneducated white rednecks, because he wants them to “go forth throughout the world and multiply,” killing anybody and anything that gets in their way, especially niggers, Mexicans and endangered species.
Long live the Ku Klux Klan (now calling itself the tea party because they don’t understand the history of the American Revolution). Our slogan? “You know us. We don’t read books.”
The only thing that matters is what Rush Limbaugh says and what they “report” on the only accurate television news you can find in America, the Great Fox News empire of that great Anglo-Saxon media magnate, Rubert Murdoch.
Burn that liberal newspaper. Don’t read it. It will pollute your mind.
Stay pure, and Dog Bless Amerika.
© 2012, Glynn Wilson. All rights reserved.
