Daily Archives: January 10, 2011

Without Angry Rhetoric, Fox News Warns, It Will Only Have 24 Hours to Fill

Guest Humor by Andy Borowitz The Borowitz Report NEW YORK — Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson warning today that such a move “would leave us with 24 hours to fill.” “Let’s not underestimate the giant hole this would create,” spokesperson…