SPAMMERS: We are not interested in playing poker online, buying cheap drugs online, or Internet porn…You will not get a single hit from spamming this site, because your links are being deleted as fast as they appear.

SEARCH ENGINES: We do not allow spam to remain on this site for poker, drugs, porn or anything else. If your spiders find the word fuck, it is because I said something like “fuck George W. Bush” in a blog column.

Why do these assholes have to screw up the online experience for everybody? Would someone please catch the spammers and put them in jail and take away their computers?

Maybe that would be a good job for “Brownie” now that he is no longer with FEMA. Make him chase the spammers for the rest of his life.

On second thought, bad idea. It would just give Bush another reason to congratulate him on a “great job,” even though he was doing nothing…

GW

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