Oh, How We Love A Sex Scandal
March 13th, 2008![]() |
| Kristen at MySpace.com |
There’s nothing like a sex scandal to get the American media’s juices flowing.
So another flawed politician is gone with the announcement that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer had sex with a high priced priced prostitute in a Washington hotel.
I wasn’t going to say much about this scandal until the New York Times revealed this morning that according to the mysterious Kristen’s MySpace page, she is an aspiring blues singer. Being a sucker for aspiring blues singers myself as a drummer who has often sat in on blues jams in places like New Orleans, I can’t resist this story.
She left a broken home on the Jersey Shore at 17 and came to New York City to work the nightclubs as a rhythm and blues singer. Now, at 22, she is the unwitting, and as yet unseen, star of the seamy drama that is the downfall of Gov. Eliot Spitzer of New York.
Kristen, the high-priced prostitute described in a federal affidavit as having a Feb. 13 rendezvous with Mr. Spitzer at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, has spent the last few days in her ninth-floor rental in an upscale apartment building in the Flatiron district. On Monday, she made a brief appearance in federal court as a witness in the case against four people charged with operating the prostitution ring, Emperor’s Club V.I.P. In a series of telephone interviews on Tuesday night, she said she had slept very little over the past week due to the stress from the case.
“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster,” the woman said as she told the tiniest tidbits of her story. Born Ashley Youmans but now known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre, she spoke softly and with good humor as she added with significant understatement: “This has been a very difficult time. It is complicated.”
Now if we could just get all those gay bashing Log Cabin Republicans in Congress to resign, like Larry Craig and Mark Foley, we could get on with the business of trying the real criminals in Washington, the current occupants of the White House. We are still waiting on the other shoe to drop there.
Maybe we could get some impeachment action going on if someone could get their dirty hands on that video of gay male prostitute Jeff Gannon doing it with White House press aides in the Lincoln Bedroom - and who knows who watching, like Georgie and Condi in the hottub.

While we are waiting to find out if the United States House of Representatives is going to do anything else to try to reach a compromise with the Senate and the Prez on legislation authorizing spying on us and letting the telecom giants off the legal hook, this might be a good time to remind the good people of Alabama, the South and America that there is a such thing as a gay Republican.
