Under the Microscope
by Glynn Wilson
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don’t worry, be happy…
– A Bobby McFerrin song
The rain is coming down steadily in The Ham. But that’s OK. I’m dry in The Bunker and it’s good for the garden anyway.
Don’t worry. Be happy…
Some of my Facebook friends think I should join the crowd with the snappy, happy news, like Mike Royer, Pam Huff, Southern Living and the Newhouse boys, who of course write their columns four days before the paper comes out anyway…
And Dog knows I want to, since Bush is gone back to Texas and The Obama is in the White House and all’s right with the world, right?
Not so fast.
According to New York Times columnist Frank Rich, Obama Can’t Turn the Page on Bush, and neither can we until we get some unfinished business out of the way.
What prompted me to think about this today was an exchange I had this week on Facebook, the newest, most trendy, don’t worry be happy social networking Website, where I swear the programmer geeks who created it should adopt the Bobby McFerrin song as their theme song.
What they won’t tell you is that George H. W. Bush tried to use the song in the 1988 U.S. presidential election campaign until McFerrin, who was a Democrat, objected and the campaign desisted.
Oh, how soon we forget.
But don’t worry. Be happy…
While I love Google myself, if I were teaching again I would tell my students you can’t depend on Google for everything.
Here’s an example that fits right into today’s theme.
For some reason, my biggest critics on the Web tend to be engineers. Now back when I was pursuing a research academic career, one of my main professors used to make fun of engineers by calling them jarheads. Why? Because among pure research scientists, engineers are sneered at because they are involved in the so-called “practical science.”
But like a lot of things during the Bush years, that meaning got distorted when the movie Jarhead came out in 2005, depicting a company of marines calling themselves jarheads.
Not surprisingly, the sound track to the movie contained the song, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”
Now there is a host of communications research which shows a certain and fairly large segment of the public likes this snappy, happy news, which is why local television news broadcasters started smiling and laughing at each other on TV starting in the early 1980s. Prior to that, network TV news broadcasts were usually somber, straight news affairs. Anyone here old enough to remember Huntley-Brinkley?
Now, the silly local broadcasters will smile at the camera, even when they are reporting that several marines died in Iraq today. The jarheads…
Newspapers started picking up on this a number of years ago, which is one of the reasons that’s what you get when you pick up a Newhouse paper like the Birmingham News. Even when they are delivering bad news, the tone is still snappy and happy.
I had the opportunity to do some reporting for one of the Newhouse papers considered to be the best in the chain when I worked for a time in Washington, D.C., back in 2004 and 2005. I did some free-lancing for the Cleveland Plain Dealer, but the deal went sour when the DC bureau editor wanted me to produce some snappy, happy news about the latest campaign finance reports about members of Congress from Ohio, including Dennis Kucinich.
Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t see much humor in campaign finance reports. I stayed up very late one night analyzing the reports and wrote a story which I thought did them justice. But the editor was terribly distraught when he read my report. The paper used the AP story instead of mine. Why? Because the editor said, and I swear I’m not making this up, “We don’t want analysis. We just want something short and snappy and funny…”
Right. Sorry, but that’s not why I got into journalism.
For a local example from today’s Newhouse news, take this piece of so-called business reporting. It’s actually a pretty interesting tale about Richard Scrushy and his country band Dallas County Line, but to those of us who know the whole story, there are several things missing.
Where is the criticism of the Bush appointed prosecutor? And where is the admission that the Birmingham News made a fortune on advertising from Scrushy’s Healthsouth, before the editors and publisher lost money on HealthSouth stock along with everybody else in Mountain Brook who were taken in by it?
If you want to see some real, substantive reporting about the Siegelman-Scrushy cases, this week you have to turn to the Huffington Post, where a guy I know named Andrew Kreig has a report under the headline (my headline anyway):
Siegelman Deserves New Trial Due to Judge Grudge
I met Mr. Kreig in Atlanta on the day of the appeal hearing in Atlanta. He showed up with a binder full of printouts of all my stories on the Siegelman-Scrushy cases, and we had an interesting lunch talking about it all. His report is the result of his substantive investigation over a number of months, and it is a piece of investigative journalism worth catching.
Be forewarned, though. It’s not snappy, or particularly happy.
Of course the Alabama bureau of the Associated Press came out with an almost celebratory piece of reporting this week, saying what we already reported would most likely be the case before the all Republican panel of judges who heard Siegelman’s case on the U.S. Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals.
Siegelman, Scrushy Lose Bid for Full Court Review
The Newhouse reporter in Washington managed to break this little sentence of news this week at al.com, based on a leak, of course, from you know who: Obama to Replace Alice Martin With Joyce Vance?
And this came a little while later on a liberal blog: Bush U.S. Attorneys To Be Replaced in ‘Next Couple of Weeks’
Now that’s happy news.
But these items are not.
Politics As Usual On Siegelman Appeal?
Prosecutors Want Longer Sentence for Siegelman?
So sorry to be the harbinger of bad news today, but I hope you will agree that we delivered it in a snappy, happy way.
Don’t worry. Be Happy.
The world’s going to end in 2012 anyway.
Right…
Only snappy, happy news, please…