A Special Providence in the Poop of a Sparrow
May 25th, 2007 |
Bush Takes It on the Sleeve
It was just a matter of time before the birds even dumped on the Imperial President Bush. A rebelious little bird snuck right overhead from a nearby magnolia tree in the White House Rose Garden Thursday during a live press conference and took a dump right on his suit.
Just as Bush answered a question about one of the many scandals facing his administration and the justice department, as he said, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job,” a sparrow flew over and dumped a big blob of bird poop on his sleeve. He tried several times to wipe it off, to no avail.
You know what Shakespeare wrote in Hamlet about that.
“There’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow.” Well, at least the poop of a sparrow…
