In the Stadium of Salvation, The Obama Spoke
August 29th, 2008And now my soul is rested…
Letter from Denver
by Brooks Boliek
DENVER, Colo., Aug. 28 — As I made my way out of the Parking Lot of Death and onto the Sidewalk of Hope, it began to dawn on me that we might actually make it into the Stadium of Salvation before The Obama spoke.
Earlier on Thursday, I thought about going to a mountaintop. I wondered where my soul would be happier. I am, at heart, a mountain man. True they are different mountains. Older and hump-backed from eons of erosion, my mountains rise from suspect terrain. These, the Rockies, are new and less worn down by time, but they are mountains still.
In the end my political soul won out. The Rockies will be there for at least the rest of my lifetime, but the chance to see the first black man get the presidential nod from a major party won me over.
Still, as the sun beat down on me, the Big D and Kelly Girl in the Parking Lot of Death, I wondered if we would make it.
The Democrats don’t know how close they came to disaster on Thursday. Maybe things will actually break the Democratic way. Democrats find a kind of desperate solace in the thought first expressed by Will Rogers, that we don’t belong to an organized party. In recent years, it is expressed more crudely: Come on. We’re Democrats. We’ll find a way to screw it up.
After years of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, the reverse may finally come true. And, that tide may have started to turn in the heat of a black-top expanse that may, or may not, have been the end of a miles-long line that became known as the Parking Lot of Death, or simply the P.L.O.D.
Me, the Big D and Kelly Girl ended up in the P.L.O.D. after a week of scrambling to find credentials to see Barack Obama make history. More than once we didn’t think we were going to make it. Credentials were hard to come by. It seems everyone knew this is the political Woodstock, and they wanted to actually be there.
After searching for days the Bog D finally had a line on a pair of the coveted sheets of plastic that show Barack’s profile in one light and the word CHANGE in another. There was only one catch, one of them may not work. It hadn’t been registered on the Internet.
As fate would have it, on the way to meet the congressional staffers that had the coveted community, we bumped into a friendly lobbyist who passed us a “HALL” pass. Now, after days of searching we had an extra. While the “HALL” pass was paper, it was a better credential, but I wanted the one that changed, depending on how you looked at it.
As we talked to our congressional friends at a coffee shop on the 16th Street Mall, we struck up a conversation with Kelly Girl. A member of Red Sox Nation she’d come down town to take in the scene. We invited her along with the caveat that if one of our three passes didn’t work she was the odd one out.
We began or journey to the Stadium of Salvation in high spirits. It wasn’t a short walk, but it wasn’t that long either. It was around 2 p.m. and the gates had just opened. Still, we couldn’t believe the line to get in on the Stadium of Salvation’s east side entrance. On the advice of officials who claimed to know, we’d be better off on the west side.
That was our first mistake. To walk to the West Side of the Stadium of Salvation we had to walk over a Highway of Major Proportion, and follow a trail that led down some rickety wooden steps behind a bar. It seemed like the end of the line was just a few more yards away. Those few yards stretched into hundreds and ended, we thought, in the P.L.O.D.
There we waited for hours. No water. No food. Well, there was a Burger King nearby. We didn’t move. We could see the Field of Salvation. It was tantalizingly close, but we felt doomed to stand in the P.L.O.D. I began to regret my decision to forgo the Rockies.
At about hour three in the P.L.O.D., things began to get ugly. I began to sense fear. Not for myself, mind you. No, I began to fear for the old people and the children, the sick and the lame. It could turn ugly.
Kelly Girl went to see if the line actually made it out of the P.L.O.D., or just turned into a circle and consumed itself. Her answer was not encouraging.
Big D began to mutter dark terrible thoughts. This could be a disaster of Biblical proportions. It would give the Forces of Darkness the ammo they needed to bring down The Obama.
“The Evil One is taking pictures of this right now,” Big D said as he looked furtively over his shoulder. “He’s writing the commercial right now. Obama can’t even run his own rally. How can he run the country?”
I came under his spell. Depression, the heat, thirst and hunger began to weigh on my mind.
I’m not sure if it did any good, but Big D sent an email to a friend of ours who know several Big Time Democrats. If someone dies out here in the P.L.O.D. it will be a disaster he wrote.
Maybe it did some good. Or, maybe reports from the helicopter overhead did some good. I don’t know, but within 15 minutes angels in blue appeared with water, and soon after that the line magically began to move.
In the nine conventions I’ve been to the cops were the best here. I know there was that incident with the ABC reporter, but the cops here were the most polite and professional I’ve seen. I actually thought that they cared for my safety, and I was never more glad to see them with bottles of water, then I was there in the P.L.O.D.
I asked one what happened.
He told me the DNC hadn’t planned it out. That there were only two entrances because of the screenings people had to go through.
“They just thought everyone would come out here and line up nicely,” he said. “They didn’t figure out how to organize everyone outside.”
Funny thing is, it almost worked. We pretty much lined up, but at the end of a line that stretched for miles, no one knew what to do. Everyone was willing, but it took the cops to get us to do it.
No matter. Disaster had been diverted, and in another small miracle, all three passes worked. So, me, the Big D and Kelly Girl were among the 84,000 strong inside the Stadium of Salvation.
In the end, it was worth it to hear The Obama. While it was an emotional experience, way up in the nose-bleed section the acoustics were pretty lousy. The Big D had a better ticket and said later he had no problem hearing. For me and Kelly Girl, however, it was different.
From my vantage point, four rows from the Stadium of Salvation’s edge, I only give The Obama’s speech a B-plus grade. It wasn’t that I was disappointed exactly, but the full impact of the speech will have to wait until I can see a recording.
One of the things that I tell people about political conventions is that there are two different animals.
There is the one convention for the party faithful that takes in the arena. That has a very different feel. It’s like an Alabama-Auburn game where both teams win.
Then there is the other one. The one on TV, and now, on the Web, that is for the American people. That one is the more important.
While I think the Democrats booted the ingress and egress from the Stadium of Salvation, it dodged the bullet, and may have actually turned the tables of history.
I haven’t heard from Kelly Girl since we parted at the Stadium of Salvation, but Big D said The Obama hit it out of the park
In the end, after our escape from the Parking Lot of Death, journey down the Sidewalk of Hope, ascent into the Stadium of Salvation, and the speech of The Obama, my soul is rested.





