Sex Toys for Troy King Story May Make Rolling Stone

November 29th, 2007

Alabama’s buxom and bombastic pot smoking libertarian terror is at it again, going after Attorney General Troy King with more love dolls in the mail, this time in a call from Rolling Stone magazine’s National Affairs desk - the old home in print of our good friend Hunter S. Thompson, doctor of Gonzo Journalism.

At least King can be happy that he may soon be famous, er infamous.

But we understand Santa Claus and the U.S. Postal Service have been more than nice with all those naughty sex toy gifts. He’ll have plenty of sex dolls to play with after his fall from state politics.

Maybe he can take them all with him up there to Bucks Pocket and they can hang out in a trailer with all the other former politicians – and white trash…

Sex Toys for Troy King Makes Rolling Stone!

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