We’ve always figured there was some strange sex addiction problems going on all over Montgomery, having spent some time there, but we had no idea it was this bad.

Since Alabama’s illustrious dumbass and right-wing nutjob Attorney General Troy King seems to hate sex toys so much, you’ve gotta figure he probably abuses them more than anyone else in the state capital city.

As you may or may not know, he has been fighting to continue the ban on sex toy shops in the state under a law passed by a guilty state legislature a number of years ago in a moment of clearly unconstitutional election moralizing from the not so conservative or ready for prime time players down on Goat Hill.

So Loretta Nall, who you may remember as the Libertarian Party candidate for governor in 2006 who before that had been an outspoken advocate for the legalization of marijuana, at least medically, is now havin’ some fun with a “Sex Toys for Troy King drive.”

She sent King a blow up pig (as in our name for cops in the ’60s) instead of a blow up sex doll, and is encouraging others to send him more sex toys in jest.

This ain’t no family newspaper, but even some of this seems over the top for Alabama. Looks like great fun to us!

Check out all the hilarity over at Loretta Nall’s blog. You may or may not be glad you did…

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