But since I’ll be in and out of Tuscaloosa regularly in the forseable future, I figure I’ll have to figure out a way to sneak into a practice at some point.

They don’t call me an investigative reporter for nothing…

As for the Finebaum sidekick thing, chances are we are more likely to launch a pirate podcast on the new wireless network at RosenbushCafe.Com.

Henry Apartments is already lined up as the first sponsor. We say the “in” people of Alabama are almost ready for an alternative to the mainstream corporate press and media, just like they are almost ready for a change in the direction of the country politically.

Most of them just don’t know it yet, because the real problems are hidden behind the veil of a pigskin.

When the shit goes down, who are you going to turn to? The New York Ruse? The Birmingham Snooze? Mike Royer? James Span?

It takes awhile for trends to trickle down here to the Heart of Dixie, but everything finds its way here eventually, even a scandal called “Watergate,” a failed little police action in Vietnam, and sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll.

Even ole Neil Young made it here once, although not Noam Chomsky, at least not yet.

Now of we could just get E.O. Wilson to run against Charles Barkely for governor, and if the press could demand regular press conferences from the governor, we might could have some real fun around here….