This would be tragic if it were not so funny. As you know by now, right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession. His name was not on the bottle. The perscription was allegedly in his doctor’s name.
First of all, Limbaugh was let off easy under a plea deal with prosecutors just last month when it was found he illegally deceived multiple doctors to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions. Under the deal, the charge, commonly referred to as “doctor shopping,” would be dismissed after 18 months if he continues to submit to random drug tests and treatment for his acknowledged addiction to the painkiller Hydrocodone.
While this should violate that deal, we suspect it won’t be handled that way. Limbaugh, who was called a “big fat idiot” in a book by former Saturday Night Live comic Al Franken, has made all kinds of jokes about the situation on the radio since being released at the airport.
So here’s a joke on him. Who in their right mind would screw this guy? Is he using gay male prostitutes? Or does he just need Viagra to get it up to fuck himself? Enquiring minds want to know.
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